why my husband will live forever.

My husband is going to live forever. Adam is an avid runner,  drinks water with every meal, and eats more vegetables than the average rabbit. I have believed in his immorality for quite a while but it truly became apparent to me when he asked me to make his super food called mean green. He has been eating this puree of all things green for the past two years or so. He eats it every week day and possibly even enjoys it. I usually help him make this concoction every Sunday but today I had the sole responsibility of making mean green.

It starts with kale. Lots of kale.

You blend the kale in a food processor to a grassy pulp.

Then you add the rest of the green things!

This is usually where I help by washing and rough chopping the vegetables and apples.

This is all blended up into a intense green pulpy puree.

With the addition of some lemon juice it has the taste of bitter tart apples.

My husband eats about a quarter cup of this concoction daily. He tells me you eventually get used to the taste but I have yet to be convinced.

By extreme contrast I drove 30 minutes in the pouring rain to get some Krispy Kremes.

Balance is the key to a happy marriage.  Right?